"i'm android 13, look at mah trucker hat" i was going through a phase. well let's say we open them up and getto know our new friend don't you dare! i am your master and youwill do what i say! i, i'm sorry could you repeat that? i think the ear things back. i said, i am your master! and you will do what i- sorry doc
just following orders so... could, one of you possibly spare one of those senzu- so, does this mean they are on our side? *trunks starts screaming well i guess it's a good thing that i backedmyself up in this supercomputer have to thank wheelo for that now, what to do with the twins going rouge... how is progress with plan b?
that's another 17 years at least well, guess it's time for plan c... touch those tysil curtains and i'll one of those hoop earrings into a septum ring! wow, mom sure is settled on throwing out korin and yajirobe's wedding registry why do they need six crock pots? andwhile these (delicious-looking) bath bombs i don't even think they have a bathroom,korin always just told me to go over the side excuse me, pardon me, coming through, watchthe suit man, everyone acting a fool... likethey've never seen a purple dwarf before i know right! racist as shit...
om nom nom om nom man, shopping makes me hungry! really, shopping makes you hungry, onlyshopping mmh hmm *gulp speaking of, how did your search go guys? not great, turns out master roshi is banned from over 500 victoria's secret locations i don't get it, are we all on some kind oflist? you think "master roshi" is my real name? doesn't victoria's secret specializein women's underwear? why would korin and yajirobe-
oh oooooooohhhhh gohan: but which one where's them so what do ya think? nah but we can... hey, so not to point out the obvious, but, the restaurant is shaking huh? why crapbask-
why can't we go anywhere as a group without something blowing up? probably not my fault this time, maybe... terrorists! wait i can't sense them... androids! androiderists! terroroids! guys we got a bad case of terroroids! c'mon mom! no! one of the crock pots!
so, you guys aren't orgasmic... who are you? red ribbon? i mean you've got iton your red red ribbon ribbon but you know what they say about assuming, it makes anass out of you and ming scan complete this guy's dumb as bricks say wha- oh right, you unrefined meatbag ears probably don't understand him he's introducing himself as android 14 i, am android 15
and you are goku and now you're dead! ok, rude goku! move! oh, right you know, maybe we shouldn't do this here i know a place! krillin, we should go after them!
should we? yes! ok, but must we? well, you can come with me or you can stay here with my mom we must, we must updates complete, now activating number 13... mighty kind of you doctor for crying out loud, we just finished patching that! doc, you can't fix what aint broke
now... ...where's my trucker hat? no offense goku, but why the arctic? what? you're fine, you got a jacket my database says use abitch down well yeah, but there are more deserts than we can count and you chose the arctic! goku: uh yo-, you got a jacket android 14: my database says you's a bitch trunks: i doubt that's what it actually sa- goku: trunks! you're jacket is weighing you down...huh hey goku
if and when we make it out of thisplease don't tell my father that there were two more androids uh, to be fair you'd a been wrong anywaybecause there's three howdy there i'm android 13 look at my truck mah hat goku: looky trunks more roids trunks: your kidding me trunks: are there any more of you that we don't know about android 13: nah just us android 13: plus the green one in sub lab trunks: enough! i havehad it with these monkey fighting
androids in this monday to fridaytimeline well son looks like 13 is your unluckynumber goku: i don't believe in stuperstitions android 13: how inthe blazes did gero have so much trouble killing you goku: i'm very stubborn android 13: mmm goku: oh hey, he'sactually really strong android 13: careful son you might catch a death of cold goku: catch this cold! android 13: mah trucker hat
android 13: ya plum done gon dead gum did it now son goku: who and the wha- goku: (ah, hope trunks is having better luck) trunks: ahh, why did i even bring this (wait why did ibring this) trunks: (we were shopping before-) android 15: alright 14 give it back android 13: ya can't dodge may t.h.-deathbomb goku: does the "t.h." stand for- android 13: trucker hat, yes
goku: not my first guess gero: yes, yes this is my moment! gero; oh, what now!? goku: huh? vegeta: thousands of years i lay dormant who has disturbed my-! goku: hey best buddy! vegeta: oh it's you, explain idiot? trunks: no no no goku: we found 3 more androids
trunks: dammit! vegeta: 3 whole androids huh, pretty surethat makes 8 mmm never lettin" the boy live this one down android 13: well if it ain't the prince good dayyour majesty i'd tip my hat to ya but i lost it! vegeta: look i'm a little late to the game herewhat's your deal? android 13: see here the kind dr. gero deemed us in his own words defective leaving us on the proverbialshelf until will he gone plum run out of option's goku: so what's your detective? android 13: he could not tolerate my dosed tones, my choice
in vernacular and my particular methodof articulation goku: also you talk funny what about him vegeta: alright, what about the small one is it because he's purple android 13: o.k. racist! if you must know it's cause he'sgot a drinking problem android 15: hey! it's only a problem when i run out android 13: we don't like to talk about it now! i believe we have some business toattend to it
id est lay in three corpses upon thishere glacier 14, 15 android 15: you got it boss man... you forget you saw this android 13: round two fleshlights krillin: so we just needed to be here didn't we gohan: yeah, o.k. krillin: didn't even stop for a jacket just had to b-line it for the arctic gohan: o.k. krillin i get it you're not helping, i just neededsome space from my mom
krillin: eh, all right wanna have a snowball fight gohan: probably not a good time krillin: no no your you're right vegeta: hey! want to see something cool? android 15: yeah o.k. trunks: oh right, super saiyan goku: oh right, super saiyan dr gero: oh shit super saiyan gohan: uh why did it take them so long to do that
krillin: you know i stopped asking that question a long time ago vegeta: so are you ready to die android? uh are you does not even do anything for you? android 15: not anyomore krillin: that's right goku send him back toarkansas android 13: it's pronounced "ar" kansas ya igit gohan: and consider my pet peed!
piccolo help! holy cow that worked piccolo: for thousands of years i lay dormant who has disturbed my- oh hey goku what's up? goku: androids piccolo: neat, mind if i take a spin can you spin? goku; ha, cause you spun him around android 13: ow! goku: clever
piccolo: thanks i was practicing that on under the ice for the last half a- you know what never mind android 13: now i don't want to make this about your color or your race but you'd better hightail it out ofhere before you get hurt boy piccolo: you know it feels like it's aboutboth those things when you end it with the word "boy" android 15: c'mon short stack that the best you got? ha ha super saiyan or not you're still just a-...bitch! did you just throw a mothef***ing do_ vegeta: looks like the countdown's just aboutover you redneck uhhh trunks: hey guys! i did that thing again where i slice myopponent in two and they don't react until
vegeta: i did it first you're not special! trunks; but, but you don't even have a sword? android 13: 14 and 15 have been destroyed... good piccolo:i feel like we should be stopping this? goku: nah i want a "good fight" krillin: he's roiding out! dr. gero; excellent, android 13 has reached his ultilmate, final, pincale form unstoppable, blue!
and completely tasetin "perfect" goku: vegeta he stole your due! vegeta: i'll kill him! oh no trunks: i got you fathe-! vegeta: ha ha ha idiot someone stupid get in my way!
krillin; what the? kami and nail: (boom chica ah boom chica ah boom boom boom green di-) piccolo: what are you doing!? kami: we're trying to amp you up? piccolo: well it's distracting! piccolo, kami, and nail: oh shit motherf***er! goku: my turn! dr. gero: weakness identified! goku: hey what are ya-
gohan: all right goten it's your job to chuck these as hard asyou can so i can be all trained up to face off against dad in the tournament now stand behind that line and uh? goten? what was i doing here? goku:(high pitched) he punched me in the dick, why? why did he punch me in the dick vegeta: not so funny now is a kakarot krillin- is goku gonna be o.k.? vegeta: get the f*** off me!
goku: now, now i know what you're thinki- and the answer may surprise y- ah man gohan: hey why don't you pick on someone yourown size?! well clearly not me goku: (well if you can't beat e'm bomb e'm) gohan: oh, maybe one of those battle-ball players? i mean not that i watch sports i havebetter things to do in my life i feel like this is a one sided conversation
dr. gero: 13 if you'd kindly turn around and eliminateson goku gohan: dad no! goku: good job son dr. gero: hmm, unexpected let's try again shall we? goku: ow! vegeta: nobody"s is killing that idiot, but me goku: aw you do care dr. gero: uh, fine finish off vegeta
then son goku disebodied voice with southern accent: and that's when the prince realize thatwhen you grab the bull by the horns sometimes he'll take you for a ride goku: keep it up guy's!, you're doing great! dr. gero: yes, good now hurry up and get back to so- oh my non-existed god trunks hey, you big- blue bastard! i'm a time traveler from 17 years in thefuture and you don't exist there, you know why?
well besides multiverse theory it'sbecause you die right here by my sword disebodied voice with southern accent: and that's when the time travellerrealized that his sword was about as useless as a screen door on a submarine dr. gero: good, great now stop playing around and focus absolutely on killing so- n of a whore disebodied voice with southern accent: and that's when the green man realized that whenyou suplex a robot you betta.. oh, what the hell am i doing? krillin: all right, spirit saiyan what?
dr. gero: kill son goku!, kill son goku! kill son goku before it's to late! oh this votes poorly jesus christ! disebodied voice with southern accent: and that's when the robot realized thathe was as dead as a robot because robots are technically not aliveby the traditional definition of- these people even give a damn anymore i swear they stopped trying after seasontwo master roshi: hello nurse!
krillin: man, catching vegeta really f***ed my shit up what about you goku? you seem fine goku: yup senzu bean healed mah nuts up good chichi: thank god krillin; hey, hey, that's great so you got to share? goku: i kind of needed a few trunks: i'm glad you're fine but it does concernme that there are apparently more androids out there krillin: actually, i had a thought about that
dr. gero: well that was a total bust i suppose i'll just continue nesting plan b that's another 17 years i'm not goinganywhere wait, what is that noise? krillin:wow danger will robinson dr. gero: oh no piccolo: is it over? vegeta: not till the fish jumps piccolo: so what were you doing in the arctic?
vegeta: what were you doing in the arctic? piccolo: i don't have a place to live, what's your excuse? vegeta: look green man if youmust know i was just trying to find a place where i can be alone for a littlebit and have some me time turns out the arctic wasn't the bestsolution piccolo; yeah i would seem that way vegeta: yeah yeah itwould piccolo: so what do you do for fu- fish: fin
piccolo: oh i get it vegeta: it's cause he's a fish android: well now that sure was a doozy of amovie if y'all enjoy maybe consider likin' and subscribin' if youwant to watch something else by these folks? check out their gaming channel or maybetheir final fantasy 7 machinabridged or if you're interested in the voice ofyours truly ricepirate: you can check out my youtube channelrice pirate new grounds or honestly just look up rice pirate
it's easier that way or you can alwaysscream at my face over twitter @ricepiratemick hey thanks for watching be sure to clickaround to get your fill of team four star ricepirate:(sexy voice) i'm know i am
